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Di sini aku harap dapat lah diambil iktibar dan perhatian daripada korang...Ni dapat menambahkan pengetahuan korang gak...

 Tips for Working Hard
 1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands.
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.
People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet.
Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy.

Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work.
When you get caught by your boss -and you *will* get caught - your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.

3. Messy desk.

Build huge piles of documents around your workspace.
To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts.
Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Voice Mail.

Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing – they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live.
If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, "Sorry, this mailbox is full" - a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed.

One should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6. Appear to Work Late.

Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read, but have no time until late before leaving.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect.

Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are very hard pressed.

8. Stacking Strategy.

It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc... You can always borrow from library. Thick computer manuals are the best.

9. Build Vocabulary.

Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products.
Use it freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10. MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!
 

KISAH 4 
10 Sifat yang lelaki suker kat pompuan......
 Antaranya

Sikap Keibuan
Banyak lelaki yg terpikat pada wanita yg bersikap keibuan, lembut,
mengambil berat dan penuh kasih sayang. Wajah yg keibuan mampu
membuat lelaki berasa tenteram ketika sedang stress, cemas dan
gelisah dan senang hati ketika mahu bermanja. Jangan tunggu sampai
melahirkan baru nak tonjolkan sikap keibuan. Setiap wanita ada
potensi keibuan dalam diri masing2.

Keanak-anakkan
Dalam batas yg wajar, sifat keanak-anakan seorang wanita menjadi
daya tarikan di mata lelaki. Mereka berasa terhibur dengan keletah
anda. tetapi tentulah bukan sifat keanak-anakkan yg melampau dan
menyakitkan hati tetapi sikap keanak-anakan yg menyenangkan.
Misalnya, kemanjaan wanita yg membangkitkan naluri kebapaan dan
kelakian lelaki. Wanita ceria membuat lelaki lebih berghairah.

Penuh Pengertian
Sikap pengertian wanita membuat lelaki berasa dihargai dan diterima
seadanya. Sikap ini tercermin dari perasaan mudah memaafkan, memilih
waktu yg tepat utk berbincang masalah dan sebagainya. Contohnya
ketika lelaki melakukan kesilapan, wanita yg berpengertian tidak
terus mengeluarkan kata2 yg kasar atau menuduh bukan2 sebaliknya
cuba mengerti duduk persoalannya.

Menghargai
Wanita yg menghargai lelaki adalah wanita idaman lelaki. Berbeza dgn
wanita yg suka diperlakukan dgn lembut, lelaki suka dihargai, dipuji
dgn tulus ikhlas dan diberi kepercayaan. Penghargaan dari wanita
membuat lelaki berasa bangga.

Menjaga Penampilan
Lelaki menyukai wanita yg pandai menjaga penampilannya agar sentiasa
kelihatan cantik, bersih, kemas dan menarik. Penampilan yg baik
menunjukkan wanita tersebut menghargai dirinya.Dia akan murah
senyuman, pandai merawat tubuhnya, meningkatkan kualiti hidupnya dan
memberi yg terbaik kepada dirinya.Dia suka dan bersyukur dengan
dirinya dan secara tidak langsung memancarkan pesona yg menyebabkan
lelaki juga menyukainya. Apabila sudah berumahtangga, wanita
tersebut terus menjaga penampilan dirinya dan kesihatan tubuh badan
walau sudah beranak-pinak. Siapa yg tidak suka isteri yg masih
kelihatan cantik dan ramping walau dah punya anak 3??

Pandai berbicara
Lelaki tertarik dgn wanita yg pandai berkomunikasi dan boleh diajak
berbual. Walau topik perbualan yg disukai lelaki berbeza dgn topik
kegemaran wanita,wanita tersebut dapat mengimbanginya. Dia bukan
sekadar teman berbual yg pasif, tetapi dapat memberi respon dan
pendapat yg baik. Dia juga tahu menjadi pendengar yg baik, serta
mengalihkan topik yg agak serius kepada perbualan yg lebih menarik.
Lelaki juga suka dengan wanita yg suka bergurau dan pandai berjenaka
serta boleh menerima jenaka lelaki dgn baik dab berfikiran terbuka.

Pandai Bergaul dan Menyesuaikan Diri
Wanita yg pandai bergaul dan menyesuaikan diri mempunyai nilai lebih
di mata lelaki. Wanita tersebut tahu menghadapi orang yg lebih tua
dan cara berhadapan dgn orang yg lebih muda. Apabila berhadapan dgn
suasana yg baru, wanita tersebut tidak gentar malah cepat
menyesuaikan diri. Dia mudah di ajak ke mana saja dan tidak kekok
samada di bandar atau di kampung.

Menghormati Diri Sendiri
Lelaki suka dgn wanita yg menghormati dirinya sendiri sebagai
seorang wanita, bersikap sopan dan mempunyai etika. Wanita yg
menghormati dirinya sendiri mempunyai keyakinan dan tahu apa yg baik
dan buruk diperlakukan oleh seorang lelaki terhadap dirinya. Jadi
dia tahu apa yg dia inginkan dan mahu elakkan serta menjaga maruah
dirinya. Dia tidak akan merendah-rendahkan dirinya dan tidak akan
membiarkan lelaki memperlakukan dirinya sesuka hati.

Simpati dan prihatin
Lelaki suka wanita yg murah hati, mengambil berat, simpati pada
nasib yg susah, sayangkan kanak-kanak dan tidak memilih bulu.
Kebaikan yg wajar dan spontan mencerminkan hati yg mulia. Ada
kecantikan dalaman pada dirinya yg memancar keluar dgn indah dan
mempesona.

KISAH3
 Do you know what is family?


Do you really understand what is behind the word family?
It gives me a shock when I know the answer.
So long I never realize I don't know the real
Meaning of family..........
Here Is The Answer ........... FAMILY =
(F)ather
(A)nd
(M)other
(I)
(L)ove
(Y)ou
WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because:
(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment
WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
because:
(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding


Do you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?
Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the
boyfriend/girlfriend).
The word HELLO means :
(H)ow are you?
(E)verything all right?
(L)ike to hear from you
(L)ove to see you soon!
(O)bviously, I miss you ..
send this message 2 every1 ..........

KATA HATI
Kamu ; yang aku cintai
Aku ; yang mencintai kamu
Cinta ; mengenalkan aku denganmu
Waktu ; mengenalkan aku dengan cinta

DAN...Cinta tak bererti memiliki.

KISAH 1
Lelaki VS Perempuan( ciplak dari JIWANG )
  •  lelaki kena puase 30 hari di bulan ramadhan,
    p'puan puase tak sampai 30 hari.

    lelaki tak leh tinggal sembahyang
    p'puan bleh.

    Kalau perempuan mintak tolong sbb kereta rosak, ramai orng bantu...
    kalau lelaki mintak tolong, orng akan ckp "betul kereta pun tak tau,name je pakai waja"

    Orang p'puan dpt raser baby menendang dlm perutnye,
    orng lelaki dpt rase aper?

    orng p'puan menangis takpe,
    orng laki nangis kena kutuk.

    orng p'puan belum kawin...dosa bapak tanggung,
    orng laki belum kawin...dosa sendiri tanggung.

    orng p'puan dah kawin...dosa suami tanggung,
    orng laki dah kawin...dosa sendiri + dosa anak2 + dosa isteri dier nanggung.

    bile orng p'puan reject laki dia kata laki tu tak bagus or tak seswai utk dia...
    tp bile lelaki reject p'puan diorg akan kata yg laki tu main2 kn hati p'puan.

    orng p'puan jln pakai baju seksi...sume org pandng,
    orng laki jln pakai baju seksi "eee..geli geleman la aku"

    org p'puan senang masuk syurga senang masuk neraka,
    org laki dua2 pun susah nak masuk.

    org p'puan kalau nak kawin,dpt duit dr pihak laki
    org laki kalau nak kawin kena stanby 15 ribu dulu (itupun tahap minumum kut - jual anak aper)

KISAH 2
 
 Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy:

# 1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.

# 2. Don't move. Moving is overrated.

# 3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake.

# 4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times.

# 5. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.

# 6. Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything.

# 7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you're pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).

# 8. Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.

# 9. Don't talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work.

# 10. If you have to work, do a half-assed job at it. Example: If you have to rake leaves, push them out into the road or into your neighbor's yard. If you have a riding lawn mower, run over them a few times until the pieces are small enough to hide in between blades of grass.

I have more rules, but this is taking more effort than I thought. I'll update this later.. if I'm not too tired.

 
 
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